Kamala Harris Ends Presidential Campaign, Finally

Written by Nicholas Vetrisek

Recently, Sen. Kamala Harris (D-CA) has decided to drop out of the presidential race. While the left is shocked at how an evil and corrupt woman with essentially zero support could possibly drop out of the race, the right is thinking only one thing: Goodbye and good riddance.

After an initially promising campaign highlighted by solid debate performances and being a third-place candidate, Rep. Tulsi Gabbard (D-HI) decided she wanted a say. After annihilating Harris in the debates with entirely factual claims based on her locking up minorities for trivial reasons, Harris nosedived in the polls and never recovered.

Naturally, even though she is out of the race and essentially irrelevant, she had to give lip service to “The Resistance.”

Clearly, that was not enough.

According to Harris, the reason for her ending the campaign was that it became “harder and harder to raise the money we need to compete.” That tends to happen when you base your entire campaign on wedge issues. Get woke, go broke.

Now the only thing left to do is place bets for who’s next—Julián Castro or Cory Booker?

 

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