{"id":8867,"date":"2022-08-02T13:21:20","date_gmt":"2022-08-02T20:21:20","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/sandiegonewsdesk.com\/?p=8867"},"modified":"2022-08-02T13:58:33","modified_gmt":"2022-08-02T20:58:33","slug":"california-lament","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sandiegonewsdesk.com\/?p=8867","title":{"rendered":"California Lament"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Written and Submitted by: Mary Anne<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Gavin, oh, Gavin, please clean up the pee,<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">The needles and feces you\u2019ve foisted on me<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">With the losers and druggies you say can stay<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">In my streets, parks and beaches where children once played.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Gavin, oh, Gavin, please clean up the crime,<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">You released with the prisoners at Covid time<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">When you shut down my cities and chose to mask me<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">While you dined with your buddies at the French Laundry.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u00a0Gavin, oh, Gavin, please stop the posturing<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">No one believes the lies you are fostering.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">I see my folks leaving with nothing to say,<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Except, \u201cGavin, oh, Gavin, please go away.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">The above ditty can be sung to the tune of \u201cThe Amazing Young Man on the Flying Trapeze\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p>Photo Cred: \u00a0Miguel Gutierrez Jr., CalMatters<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Written and Submitted by: Mary Anne Gavin, oh, Gavin, please clean up the pee, The needles and feces you\u2019ve foisted on me With the losers and druggies you say can stay In my streets, parks and beaches where children once played. &nbsp; Gavin, oh, Gavin, please clean up the crime, You released with the prisoners&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":8378,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6,27],"tags":[26,25,28],"class_list":["post-8867","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-opinion","category-satire","tag-california","tag-gavin-newsom","tag-satire"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v16.5 - 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